I grew accustomed to her font.

Much to my surprise, I find myself suffering from SPAM seperation anxiety. A recent upgrade of my ISP has resulted in reducing my daily SPAM volume from close to a hundred down to almost none. I’ve discovered that the upside of SPAM is that there is always something to read.

Suddenly I feel lonely and unimportant.

Where are the needy Nigerian Princes? What do I do if my penis is too small? Doesn’t anyone want my opinion? Or my bank account information?

I should have known better than to go cold turkey. I wonder if my ISP offers a program to wean me off SPAM gradually.